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On newsstands and online next week, MEME's own reporter to the Heroes, Rory Huntingdon goes 1 on 1 with The Unbreakable Onyx!
......Wellll, not really. This is a MAXIM cover spoof to god with the Interview meme going around this week. Shout out to midnightowl07 for mentioning me....So here we go..

RORY: Thanks for doing me today. Our fans have been looking forward to this for some time.
ONYX: Oh no problem, I am a fan of your work. I read your articles a lot, even the Midnight Owl...uh..interveiw from 2 weeks ago, But my favorite was when you got to speak to Valiant...Seriously..you went to the moon?!
R: I have to admit this gig takes me to the most oddest and fascinating locations.

O: I bet! Next time you have to interview someone based in Hawaii, girl hit me up 
::Both Laugh::

R: Ok, I will do that for sure. So let me ask you, Do you go by Onyx all the time or do you have a another name?

O: For the most part, I am Onyx, the metal skin is a part of me, I am the same person either way. My family and friends call me O or by my actually real name now and then.

R: Any chance you would share your name?

O: ::Chuckles: Your good, But sorry no..I have to keep some things a secret

R: I had to try right, So what made you pick the name Onyx?

O: Good Question, since by all accounts you think Onyx your either talking about stone not metal, right? But me and my crew are big fans of 90's hip hop, and the group Onyx is forever on the playlist, eventually it just got blurted out one day, and it felt right and stuck with me every since.

R: I hear you, I am loved Digital Underground back in the day
::Both Laugh and dance to the 'Humpty Hump' in their chairs for a moment::

R: So, people want to know, What is going on with you and Ruckus from The All Stars? Are you single or taken?

O: Oh my god...Why does every one...*tsk* You know what, Ruckus is cute, and has an amazing pair of shoulders, but he is just not my type at all. I am currently single and really have no interest in dating at the moment. I am talking to someone I guess, but it isn't anything serious yet. If I was to date I would spend my time with her for sure.

R: Her?

O: Yeah, we had teamed up a few times and just really had a good vibe, I never really labeled myself or who I hung out with. But I am in a incredibly diverse and selective dating pool now, I have been to other dimensions and shook hands with beings born on different planets. Kind of puts it in perspective in regards to certain things, I guess.

R: Well said. So let me ask you a bit more about you. Do you have any abilities or powers?

O: Aside from the obvious, not really I guess. I am a total gear head, not sure if it is a ability, honestly. I just really enjoy working on engines, and just taking things apart to put them back together again, that kind of stuff

R: Stop being Mary Sue

O Stop being John Malkovich

R: Haha Nice. Um..Let's see, um..What is your eye color?

O: My eyes are naturally light brown and get green sometimes, when I am armored up, as you can see my eyes have a purplish metallic look to them.

R: I know, they really are beautiful up close, I had no idea.

O: Aww Thanks

R: And your hair color?

O: Yeah, again my natural hair is Black, I try to have highlights in it, but again when I armor up it turns into a metallic black, pretty freaky, it behaves like normal hair, but it's not..if that makes sense?

R: Yeah I totally get it, Just sitting here looking at you, it is as if your a walking sculpture

O: I don't know about that, but it is pretty neat seeing me butt shine in the sun sometime

R: haha Buns of steel, right...?

O: Yeah *chuckles* I can't escape that line

R: So you mentioned you have family, any brothers or sisters? Pets? 

O: Sadly, my family have since passed away, Mom, Dad and Brother. But I do have a cat named Chloe

R: Oh, I am sorry, you have my condolences

O: It's okay, it happened a long time ago, I barely remember them because I was so young.

R: So...clearly we need to switch gears. Um..What kind of things do you dislike?

O: Um, people who watch reality tv, who swear it is actually real. Um..Black licorice, people eating the last cookie and leaving the container in the pantry. And I cannot stand guys who still walk around with bluetooth headsets and are not talking on them

R: Haha ok, you seem to have a decent list going, let me stop you there. Was do you like to do when not fighting crime?

O: Not much, like I said I am a gear head, you can find my elbow deep in a car most days, or netflix and chill with lil Chloe, currently watching 'FIREFLY'

R: I never could get into that show, but I loved Buffy. Umm...How about, Have you ever hurt someone?

O: Oh no doubt, some times you just have to bring a big ol basket of country whup ass now to the picnic and then hun, But I am also human and have hurt people without meaning too. I think it hurts me just as much when things like that occur

R: Have you killed anyone?

O: oh lord no..! never, I could never...!

R:Ok, good to hear, what kind of animal are you

O: I know I can be a fire breathing she bitch without my coffee in the morning, would that count :laughs::. I think I would be some kind of Pokemon, or something like JigglyButt or something like that

R: Any bad habits?

O: Um...No...I am perfect..Ok, I'm kidding! I have been told I have a habit of talking loud. I say that is the east coast girl from brick city coming out though. 

R: Who do you look up to?

O: My Dad, hands down. He was a military officer, and was among the first to meet Noble when he first arrived. Again I was so small when he passed, but I remember him being my hero and being so strong and loving.

R: So..I want to come back to something we touched on earlier, Do you consider yourself Gay, Bi, or straight?

O: Yeah, see I really don't care one way or the other, I have met so many wonderful people in my life and I can't ever see the day when i would exclude anyone because of labels. Look, I am all about chemistry and how we vibe when we are together. Do I want to spend more time with you, Am I thinking about you when I am doing something. It really is about how I feel as opposed to how I see myself. But for the record, I guess you would have to call me Bi? I guess?

R: Ok then, Um, Do you go to school?

O: Not anymore, I never graduated from Duke. I just don't have the time these days to go back

R: *phew* I am running out of Questions...Um, how about kids and marriage? Do you see yourself doing that one day?

O: I really haven't gave it much thought. I would honestly have to be retired from this life before I would even dream about it. I can't see trying to raise a family in the craziness that happens to me.

R:) Do you have any Fanboys and Girl?

O: Ha! I don't have an official fan club or anything. But I simply love to the see the looks on the faces of little girls, especially those from different countries or dimensions. Their little faces just simply light up! When I see that, I totally get why we need to do what we do, to inspire, and protect these kids and their dreams, y'know?

R: That is awesome, you are a great role model

O: Thanks I appreciate that

R: So what are you most afraid of?

O: Failing without getting a chance to fight. To be taken out without even knowing I lost. I need to stand on my own two feet, and fight back with everything I have. To be cheated of that is terrifying to me

R: So you looked amazing in that photo shoot for the cover? I honestly think you could wear anything, but what do you normally wear?

O: You would think I have stock in Under Amor or something, right Haha. I like to wear big come clothes when I am not fighting crime, but other wise, enhanced sports gear and it must be Black/Purple or Black/Pink..no exceptions. Momma knows what she likes ::laughs::

R: What the one food that tempts you?

O: Anything from Chicago, New York or Philly

R:) Haha I am hungry now. So were would consider yourself among the world's heroes? Low/mid/high

O: Oh gee...I dunno. I am still new to all of this, but I have seen my fair share of action and have been tested and been pushed to my limits. All i know I give everything I have to protecting and serving my community and my loved one. I will tell you this, if heart and tenacity has anything to do with it..I am a heavyweight champ Boo!

R: I wouldn't mess with you, but how do you feel about, pie?

O: Seriously ::chuckles:: Let em eat cake I say

R: Ok, lets go rapid fire here. Favorite Drink?

O: Peanut Butter Vanilla Milshake

R: Favorite Place?

O: My bed after a long night

R: Are you interested in anyone?

O: ::laughs:: Oh my, your not letting this go are you? haha next question

R: Ok. haha Umm..Stupid question

O: Where would you like to swim Ocean,  or lake?
A pool full of money

R: What's your type?

O: Girl, let it go already :laughs:

R: Fetish's?

O: Oh for the love...I'm done :gets up and walks away::

R: ::shouting:: Camping? indoors? which do you perfer

:: door slams::




Ok...there you go. Hope this didn't get too long, but I had fun working with this. I would mention 4 others, but by this point, everyone I know has already been tagged lol Until next time my friends...ENJOY!
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MidnightOwl07's avatar
You really nailed this interview with this cover and those words :D
I'll develop my coloring skill more in order to give Onyx a fan art :D